WARNING MOANY DAY incoming haha.
Gone on a tour today and it’s too hot for it I’m dying. Absolutely dying. It’s to see the old capital city etc and I’ve gone with the girl I met yesterday but she’s still ponsing off me with my sun cream she’s already used it twice and it’s mid day (and it’s bloody expensive out here). Not like we’re gonna burn and she’s hard work she’s a bit embarassing on the tour she’s like grilling the tour guide. She interrupted him just to be like who built this pergola? Like really. Do you really bloody care. Like do you really care that much about the history man? She’s high maintanience and a bit princessy. Also she keeps walking behind me so how am I meant to respond to you when I’m half deaf?
Also she keeps telling me I’m 5’3 coz we’re the same height but I’m like no I’m not I know my height? Bin.
Actually can’t wait till I’m on my own later!
Even at dinner she said I’ll have your other prawn wrap. No, you cannot. This is my food and I don’t share. You chose to be pescatarian now deal with the consequences of not being able to tell locals you can eat fish not meat.
I hope you enjoyed my rant today xx

Finished with a foot massage after two months without and some dinner and an early night ready for the hai van pass tomorrow!